Breaking: Sysadmin Achieves “Permanent Stability” by Scheduling Cronjobs on February 30th
In what insiders are calling “long-term thinking taken just a bit too far”, engineers worldwide have confirmed that scheduling cron jobs on February …
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Chaos Engineering gone too far: Namespace deletion roulette
Once upon a time, chaos engineering meant carefully injecting faults to test resilience. Thoughtful experiments. Controlled blast radius. Maybe …
How Smart Businesses Make Money from App Delays: The Sleep() Trick Behind Success
In today’s competitive tech landscape, innovation is no longer about solving problems—it’s about creating just enough of them to monetize the solution …
The Art of Sabotaging Daily Stand-Ups: A Masterclass in DevOps Dysfunction
In the thrilling world of DevOps, there exists a sacred ritual known as the daily stand-up meeting. While most teams strive for efficiency and …
DevOps Revolution: Converting Security Budget into a 'Hack Tax' Budget
In a bold and innovative move, our company has embarked on a DevOps transformation that has left many scratching their heads and others reaching for …
Mastering the Art of Writing Horrendous Post-Mortems: A DevOps Guide
Ah, post-mortems, the time-honored tradition of blaming, finger-pointing, and conveniently ignoring your own mistakes. Why settle for constructive, …
Catastrophic DevOps: How to NOT Manage On-Call
Ah, on-call duty, the crown jewel of modern DevOps. It’s like a never-ending adventure, where your pagers are your trusty sidekicks, and your …
Revolutionize Your DevOps Job Search with Our Disruptive Cover Letter Strategy!
Tired of sending out cover letters and not receiving responses?
Fed up with the traditional recruitment game that leaves you feeling bored and …
Agile Poker Planning: Where Random Estimations Lead to Random Outcomes
In the fast-paced realm of software development, the agile methodology stands tall, promising adaptability, flexibility, and closer collaboration …